Everyone is married. It's apparently normal here. I think it has something to do with the baby jesus and the easter bunny. As far as I can tell, though, all that marriage just means that there's a lot of closeted swingers instead of people hunting one nighters solo.
They have children too. There's children everywhere.
Breeder's paradise. Or child abductor's paradise. Depending how you look at it. I should drop an anonymous tip to NAMBLA.
Everyone is also friendly, which is just fucking creepy.
That reminds me of a conversation I had with M about my ideal job. I briefly considered a full-time position "Spitting At People" but realized that it'd be hard to stay hydrated, so I switched my choice to astronaut. Because astronauts have water bags built into their space suits, so they don't get dehydrated, so they can spit at people all day long. Hydration is important.
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